Oh the jam, the wonderful yam!
How great it tastes on my plate of spam!!
I'd like to give some to my lamb
Oh the jam!
Oh the jam!
And as for the pork!
You eat it with a spork (or a lady fork)
And many a dork
who travelleth from York
have tried my pork.....and praised my spork!
Oh the jam!
Oh the jam!
Look at the yam!
A bountiful yam!
Its crispy and mushy and full of ham!
I like to feed it to my pet ram (she is called Pam)
Oh the jam!
Oh the jam!
By the gallon you buy!
Don't sigh
The price isn't high!
For this is me! Why would I lie?
Try it with pie!
Oh the jam!
Oh the jam!
So come and taste
my wonderful grace
come and buy!
Oh my oh my!!
For those who avoid meat
heres an extra treat!
The yam will be yours
in jam that wont clog pores!
Oh the jam!
Oh the jam!
OH THE ..................... JAM
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I officially own a Pork and Yam Jam factory.
It makes pork jam and yam jam Here is a song about it.  |
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O MY GOD I JUST READ IT AGAIN AND IT IS STILL AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....ahh, reet pete now i'm done.
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To try and slag me down because I know:
You're right
It gives pleasure to know that you like it
'For those who avoid meat
heres an extra treat!
The yam will be yours
in jam that wont clog pores!'
hehe
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